Saturday, November 3, 2012

You Might Be a DC Universe Character If…

While no oe will fulfill all the criteria below, if you score more than half of these, there's a very good chance you're a DC Universe character.

  1. Your world’s history keeps changing
  2. Your own back story changes so much that it takes a week to explain even the basics
  3. Your owners are more than a little embarrassed by your hokier aspects
  4. You’re not sure if you’re new or from your world’s past or a parallel universe
  5. You suddenly became a lot younger on the 10th anniversary of the Attacks on the US
  6. At the same time as the above, you noticed that suddenly every human on the planet was slim and hot looking
  7. You were bought from another comic company that’s gone out of business
  8. You live in a city that isn’t New York but has many of the same geographic features as some of New York, including street names, district names. and the Statue of Liberty
  9. You find that friends involved in the mystic arts suddenly spend an extended period of time elsewhere and then when they finally return never talk about their experiences there beyond the fact that they experienced vertigo
  10. Glasses or a domino mask are sufficient to disguise you even if you have facial hair

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