| New 52 Sales Trends | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Listed in order of #1 sales (same as September 2011 order except for Justice League #1) | ||||||||||||||||||||
| TITLE | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | Feb % of | NOTES | ||
| Jul-11 | Jul-11 | Aug-11 | Aug-11 | Sep-11 | Sep-11 | Oct-11 | Oct-11 | Nov-11 | Nov-11 | Dec-11 | Dec-11 | Jan-12 | Jan-12 | Feb-12 | Feb-12 | Sept | ||||
| Justice League | 171,344 | 1 | 46,650 | 43 | 180,709 | 1 | 158,700 | 1 | 142,248 | 1 | 138,576 | 1 | 135,374 | 1 | 62.09987 | JL #1 came out at the end of Aug; sales carried over into Sept | ||||
| Justice League | 43,545 | 32 | 42,587 | 29 | 46,650 | 43 | 180,709 | 1 | 158,700 | 1 | 142,248 | 1 | 138,576 | 1 | 135,374 | 1 | Row partly repeated to compare with JL of America 59-60 | |||
| Batman | 51,385 | 22 | - | - | 188,420 | 1 | 172,458 | 2 | 150,984 | 2 | 133,781 | 2 | 130,492 | 2 | 128,459 | 2 | 68.17695 | Jul #712 | ||
| Action Comics | 40,205 | 41 | 39,923 | 38 | 182,748 | 2 | 153,855 | 3 | 134,875 | 3 | 112,839 | 3 | 105,088 | 3 | 96,592 | 3 | 52.8553 | Jul-Aug #903-904 | ||
| Green Lantern | 86,007 | 5 | - | - | 141,682 | 3 | 142,344 | 4 | 122,644 | 4 | 104,199 | 4 | 97,878 | 5 | 94,087 | 5 | 66.40717 | Jul #67 | ||
| Flash | 129,260 | 4 | 114,137 | 5 | 90,417 | 9 | 77,336 | 8 | 73,719 | 8 | 68,061 | 8 | 52.65434 | |||||||
| Superman | 36,646 | 45 | - | - | 118,376 | 5 | 94,233 | 10 | 77,747 | 13 | 68,879 | 10 | 73,719 | 7 | 69,633 | 7 | 58.82358 | Jul #713 | ||
| Detective Comics | 39,729 | 37 | 103,392 | 6 | 110,789 | 6 | 100,077 | 8 | 89,429 | 6 | 99,342 | 4 | 94,415 | 4 | 91.31751 | Jul-Aug #880-881 | ||||
| Batman: The Dark Knight | 98,389 | 7 | 90,455 | 11 | 78,240 | 12 | 70,820 | 9 | 76,824 | 6 | 77,140 | 6 | 78.40307 | |||||||
| Batman and Robin | 55,172 | 20 | 52,704 | 18 | 85,242 | 10 | 88,926 | 12 | 77,678 | 14 | 68,400 | 11 | 65,507 | 9 | 63,450 | 10 | 74.43514 | Jul-Aug #25-26 | ||
| Green Lantern: New Guardians | 84,033 | 11 | 71,713 | 17 | 59,774 | 23 | 53,305 | 24 | 52,305 | 24 | 50,319 | 27 | 59.88005 | |||||||
| Batgirl | 22,619 | 96 | 22,695 | 106 | 81,489 | 12 | 75,227 | 14 | 62,974 | 18 | 53,975 | 23 | 51,327 | 26 | 47,836 | 30 | 58.7024 | Jul-Aug #23-24 | ||
| Wonder Woman | 29,720 | 59 | 29,223 | 60 | 76,214 | 13 | 79,060 | 13 | 65,621 | 17 | 57,675 | 16 | 57,626 | 16 | 54,190 | 15 | 71.10242 | Jul-Aug #613-614 | ||
| Green Lantern Corps | 60,836 | 10 | 53,272 | 16 | 74,769 | 14 | 70,651 | 19 | 58,854 | 24 | 51,462 | 28 | 48,679 | 32 | 46,051 | 32 | 61.59103 | Jul-Aug #62-63 | ||
| Teen Titans | 23,138 | 91 | 27,459 | 68 | 73,765 | 15 | 72,107 | 16 | 60,758 | 21 | 54,929 | 19 | 54,606 | 19 | 53,123 | 18 | 72.01654 | Jul-Aug #99-100 | ||
| Aquaman | 72,272 | 16 | 71,240 | 18 | 62,223 | 19 | 58,465 | 14 | 65,094 | 10 | 63,093 | 9 | 87.29937 | |||||||
| Batwoman | 72,228 | 17 | 74,392 | 15 | 61,997 | 20 | 52,757 | 26 | 51,924 | 25 | 49,227 | 29 | 68.15501 | |||||||
| Red Lanterns | 66,546 | 19 | 66,747 | 20 | 54,741 | 32 | 45,244 | 35 | 42,293 | 40 | 39,105 | 42 | 58.76386 | |||||||
| Justice League Dark | 62,856 | 20 | 57,053 | 30 | 46,507 | 42 | 40,275 | 40 | 36,896 | 52 | 34,524 | 55 | 54.92554 | |||||||
| Nightwing | 62,717 | 21 | 65,749 | 21 | 57,688 | 28 | 51,668 | 27 | 50,436 | 28 | 47,732 | 31 | 76.10696 | |||||||
| Justice League International | 61,079 | 24 | 59,490 | 23 | 48,972 | 40 | 39,656 | 43 | 37,032 | 51 | 33,781 | 59 | 55.30706 | |||||||
| Green Arrow | 25,568 | 82 | 23,883 | 96 | 55,512 | 28 | 52,837 | 36 | 42,209 | 48 | 33,404 | 57 | 30,234 | 62 | 27,087 | 77 | 48.79486 | Jul-Aug #14-15 | ||
| Swamp Thing | 54,757 | 29 | 58,634 | 27 | 52,300 | 36 | 44,660 | 37 | 43,806 | 37 | 41,235 | 38 | 75.30544 | |||||||
| Supergirl | 20,001 | 107 | 19,764 | 120 | 54,052 | 31 | 55,249 | 33 | 45,706 | 43 | 39,762 | 42 | 37,301 | 49 | 34,847 | 53 | 64.4694 | Jul-Aug #66-67 | ||
| Catwoman | 53,670 | 33 | 57,216 | 29 | 46,976 | 41 | 39,850 | 41 | 39,631 | 42 | 37,302 | 45 | 69.50252 | |||||||
| Red Hood and the Outlaws | 50,501 | 39 | 53,444 | 35 | 45,126 | 44 | 41,023 | 39 | 38,304 | 45 | 35,908 | 51 | 71.10354 | |||||||
| Birds of Prey | 27,102 | 71 | 26,043 | 80 | 50,466 | 40 | 47,840 | 43 | 36,802 | 61 | 31,014 | 63 | 28,530 | 67 | 27,338 | 74 | 54.17113 | Jul-Aug #14-15 | ||
| Savage Hawkman | 50,359 | 41 | 42,987 | 48 | 31,659 | 69 | 25,437 | 74 | 21,570 | 85 | 19,184 | 103 | 38.09448 | |||||||
| Superboy | 22,102 | 98 | 20,563 | 113 | 50,047 | 42 | 51,682 | 39 | 42,698 | 47 | 36,002 | 54 | 33,677 | 58 | 31,068 | 65 | 62.07765 | Jul-Aug #9-10 | ||
| Stormwatch | 46,397 | 44 | 47,520 | 44 | 39,962 | 56 | 30,987 | 64 | 29,112 | 65 | 26,076 | 81 | 56.20191 | |||||||
| Fury of Firestorm the Nuclear Men | 46,383 | 45 | 39,591 | 54 | 28,489 | 78 | 23,049 | 87 | 19,196 | 96 | 17,246 | 119 | 37.18173 | |||||||
| Legion of Super-Heroes | 21,788 | 100 | 21,373 | 111 | 45,362 | 46 | 42,504 | 50 | 31,481 | 71 | 25,049 | 77 | 23,062 | 79 | 21,085 | 98 | 46.48164 | Jul-Aug #15-16 | ||
| Suicide Squad | 44,981 | 47 | 44,613 | 45 | 36,744 | 62 | 31,095 | 62 | 29,453 | 64 | 27,751 | 71 | 61.69494 | |||||||
| Deathstroke | 42,325 | 54 | 40,182 | 53 | 30,379 | 74 | 23,370 | 82 | 21,485 | 86 | 19,175 | 104 | 45.30419 | |||||||
| Legion Lost | 41,726 | 56 | 38,385 | 59 | 28,103 | 80 | 21,816 | 94 | 19,394 | 94 | 17,502 | 116 | 41.94507 | |||||||
| Animal-Man | 41,446 | 57 | 48,089 | 42 | 44,266 | 45 | 38,367 | 46 | 36,516 | 53 | 34,654 | 54 | 83.61241 | |||||||
| Batwing | 41,382 | 58 | 38,475 | 58 | 31,599 | 70 | 24,053 | 80 | 21,632 | 84 | 19,479 | 102 | 47.07119 | |||||||
| DC Universe Presents | 41,295 | 60 | 37,426 | 63 | 27,917 | 81 | 21,958 | 92 | 19,843 | 93 | 18,169 | 110 | 43.99806 | |||||||
| Blue Beetle | 40,003 | 62 | 35,456 | 69 | 24,851 | 89 | 19,267 | 104 | 17,138 | 111 | 15,331 | 130 | 38.32463 | |||||||
| Captain Atom | 39,699 | 63 | 34,478 | 71 | 24,146 | 93 | 17,917 | 115 | 15,693 | 120 | 13,698 | 140 | 34.50465 | |||||||
| All Star Western | 10,521 | 169 | 10,369 | 199 | 39,313 | 65 | 35,871 | 68 | 29,498 | 75 | 26,414 | 70 | 24,485 | 73 | 23,553 | 87 | 59.91148 | Jul-Aug Jonah Hex #69-70 | ||
| Hawk and Dove | 38,065 | 68 | 32,461 | 73 | 24,851 | 90 | 18,014 | 114 | 15,775 | 119 | 14,291 | 136 | 37.54368 | CANCELLED | ||||||
| Resurrection Man | 37,566 | 71 | 34,704 | 70 | 26,532 | 85 | 20,754 | 99 | 18,675 | 101 | 16,712 | 121 | 44.48704 | |||||||
| Demon Knights | 37,442 | 72 | 38,007 | 62 | 31,213 | 72 | 25,298 | 75 | 23,241 | 78 | 21,128 | 97 | 56.42861 | |||||||
| Frankenstein Agent of Shade | 37,396 | 73 | 36,581 | 65 | 28,681 | 75 | 22,331 | 90 | 20,463 | 91 | 18,417 | 108 | 49.24858 | |||||||
| Mister Terrific | 37,305 | 74 | 32,367 | 75 | 22,754 | 99 | 16,167 | 127 | 13,802 | 130 | 11,601 | 164 | 31.09771 | CANCELLED | ||||||
| Grifter | 37,100 | 75 | 35,910 | 67 | 26,822 | 84 | 20,337 | 100 | 18,054 | 105 | 16,251 | 126 | 43.80323 | |||||||
| Voodoo | 36,271 | 76 | 31,221 | 80 | 22,551 | 105 | 18,633 | 110 | 15,915 | 117 | 14,780 | 132 | 40.74881 | |||||||
| Blackhawks | 36,013 | 77 | 28,534 | 86 | 20,114 | 115 | 15,026 | 135 | 12,267 | 143 | 10,730 | 172 | 29.7948 | CANCELLED | ||||||
| I Vampire | 35,715 | 78 | 31,139 | 81 | 23,463 | 96 | 19,441 | 103 | 16,934 | 112 | 16,338 | 124 | 45.74549 | |||||||
| Static Shock | 34,004 | 80 | 29,124 | 85 | 21,937 | 109 | 15,763 | 131 | 13,350 | 132 | 11,773 | 160 | 34.6224 | CANCELLED | ||||||
| Men of War | 33,739 | 81 | 28,301 | 87 | 21,393 | 112 | 14,977 | 139 | 12,699 | 137 | 10,872 | 167 | 32.22384 | CANCELLED | ||||||
| Omac | 33,581 | 82 | 29,434 | 84 | 22,572 | 104 | 16,534 | 126 | 14,618 | 125 | 12,646 | 150 | 37.6582 | CANCELLED | ||||||
| COMMENTS | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Info derived from The Comic Chronicles; other sites may have different sales figures; rankings listed are for *all* publishers | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Flashpoint had already started in July 2011, hence the absense of the previous Flash series | ||||||||||||||||||||
| The final issue of Justice League of America and first of Justice League came out the same month, hence the double listing above | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Swamp Thing, Supergirl, Catwoman, Superboy, Animal-Man, and Demon Knights actually sold better with #2 than #1, though that trend didn't continue | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Animal-Man is the only title whose #3 sold better than its #1, despite a drop from #2 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Green Lantern Corps was the first title to sell below it's August 2011 levels, with #4; #3 sold below July 2011; with #6, Legion of Super-Heroes also dipped below July-Aug figures | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Batman: The Dark Knight enjoyed an increase in both January and February | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Selling at <50% of #1: Green Arrow, Legion of Super-Heroes, Deathstroke, Batwing, Frankenstein Agent of SHADE, Fury of Firestorm, Legion Lost, DC Universe Presents, Blue Beetle, Captain Atom, Resurrection Man, Grifter, Voodoo, I Vampire, all the cancelled titles | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Every title except Detective Comics and Aquaman has lost over 10,000 sales since #1; both did dip below but recovered | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Detective Comics has had the least percentage attrition since #1, Blackhawks the most (the latter is the lowest selling of the 52, with Justice League the highest) | ||||||||||||||||||||
| For percentage of Feb sales over Sept sales, August sales for Justice League#1 were included in Sept sales of same; not a perfect solution but as accurate as we're likely to get | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Captain Atom is the only non-cancelled title whose sales have dipped below one of the cancelled titles (Hawk and Dove) | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Justice League and Batman are still selling over 100,000 copies | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Justice League, Batman, Action Comics, Superman, Detective Comics, Batgirl, and All Star Western (Jonah Hex) are still selling more than double their pre-renumbering figures | ||||||||||||||||||||
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
New DC 52 Sales Trends
Monday, March 12, 2012
Getting to Washington State’s Half Price Books from Downtown Seattle by Bus or Train
I’m very choosy as to which stores
I publicly endorse, but the Half Price Books chain, at least in Washington State
always has a decent selection of used and remaindered books, comics, DVDs, and CDs.
If you’re at all into pop culture and part of your reason for travelling is to
shop for books, movies, etc., it’s worth going out of your way to check a few
of these out. All Washington branches of
the franchise can be reached from Seattle by public transportation. I may at
some point cover other states, but I’m only able to properly verify the Washington
ones. All suggestions below assume Pike
Place Market as a starting point.
1.
Capitol Hill, Seattle (115 Belmont Ave E): This one you
can walk to if you’re so inclined. Otherwise, shortest (and most expensive) bus
ride is to take the 402 (Community Transit) from 4th & Union St
to Howell St & Yale Ave. Cheaper and
with less of a walk upon exiting is to take the 14 or 43 (Metro Transit) from
Pike St & 4th Ave to Summit Ave & E Olive Way. Equally cheap and shorter bus ride but longer
walk upon exiting is to take the 10 (Metro Transit) from Pike St & 4th
Ave to E Pine St & Summit Ave. In between in terms of price, ride length,
and walking is 545 (Sound Transit); get on at 4th Ave & Pike St
and exit at Bellevue Ave & E Olive St.
This is a well-travelled area so there may be other busses as well.
2.
University District, Seattle (4709 Roosevelt Way NE):
Another well-travelled area, so more options may be possible: 510, 511 (Sound
Transit) from 4th Ave & Union St to I-5 & NE 45th
St; 71, 72, 73 (Metro Transit) from University Street Station Bay A in downtown
transit tunnel (any other locations in the tunnel okay as long as they’re Bay A) to University Way
NE & NE 45th St; 66 (Metro Transit) from 3rd Ave
& Union St to 11th Ave NE & NE 47th St
3.
Note: only covering means that you can do in two
busses. James Village, Lynnwood (19500 Hwy 99): 511 (Sound Transit) from 4th
Ave & Union St to Lynnwood Transit Bay D2, then from Bay C3, 115, 116
(Community Transit) to 200th St & 64th Ave W; a
longer bus ride but cheaper way is 358 (Metro Transit) from 3rd Ave &
Union St to Aurora Village Transit Center Bay 10, then from bay 9, Swift bus
(Community Transit) to Heron NB Station & 200th St SW (or from
Aurora Village, go to Bay 7 and take the 101 (Metro Transit) to Hwy 99 &
196th St SW)
4.
Across from Everett Mall, Everett (1321 SE Everett Mall
Way): Take the 510 (Everett Transit) from 4th Ave & Union St
(Sound Transit) to Everett Station Bay A4 then take the 7 from Bay F1, 17 from
Bay D4, or 701 Express (Everett Transit) from Bay I2 to Everett Mall (702 going
the other direction); you can also take the 501 bus but get off at South
Everett Freeway station Bay 6 and take the 27 or 29 (Everett Transit) to the
mall.
5.
Crossroads Shopping Centre, Bellevue (15600 N.E. 8th
St.): Time-wise, your best best by far is to enter the Downtown Transit Tunnel
at Bay D (e.g. University Station but any will do as long as it’s Bay D), take
the 550 bus (Sound Transit) to Bellevue Transit Center Bay 12, then from Bay 3,
take the new B bus (Metro Transit) to 156th Ave
6.
Near Redmond Town Center, Redmond (7805 Leary Way): From
4th Ave & Pike St take the 545 (Sound Transit) to SR 202 &
166th Ave NE and walk from there.
7.
Parkway Square (Tukwila): The fastest way is to enter
the Downtown Transit Tunnel at Bay C (e.g. University Station but any will do
as long as it’s Bay C) and take the 150 (Metro Transit) to Andover Park &
Baker Blvd, at Tukwila Southcenter. From there you can 155 (Metro Transit) to
Southcenter Pkwy & S 168th St or the 156 (Metro Transit) to Strander
Blvd & 61st Pl S but in all honesty it’s a lot faster to just
walk north to Southcenter Pkwy and then walk west from there than it is to wait
for the connecting bus. A longer, more expensive but also far more relaxing way
to get there is, still starting from Bay C, to take the 599 Airport train
(Sound Transit) to Tukwila International Blvd Station and from Bay 2 there,
take the 140 bus to Baker Blvd W & Andover Park W, then follow the above
instructions/
8.
Rainier Place, Tacoma (4027 Tacoma Mall Blvd.): From 2nd
Ave & Stewart St take the 594 (Sound Transit) to Commerce St Transit Area
Zone G; from there take the 3 bus (Pierce Transit) to Pine St & S 38th
St or walk to Zone F and take the 57 (Pierce Transit) Tacoma Mall Blvd & S
Steele St. Rainier Place is right across from Tacoma Mall
Sunday, March 11, 2012
10 Decent Non-Seattle Places to Visit While in the Seattle Area (Via Bus or Train)
Interesting side trips to visit
while in the Seattle area. Busses below assume a downtown stop. Most stops
described are also serviced by busses from other locations. Sound Transit busses are generally considerably
faster than Metro Transit busses, being express. More suggestions to follow on
a future list.
1.
Alderwood Mall: Nice shopping mall (mostly indoor but
some outdoor parts) with fountains and a horse sculpture. Best way to get
there by bus from downtown: 511 (Sound Transit) to Lynnwood Transit Center.,
There 115, 116, 201, 202 (Community Transit) or 535 (Sound Transit) will take
you to the mall.
2.
Angle Park Park (Seatac): Nice relaxing family park. Best
way to get there by bus/train from downtown: Enter the Downtown Transit Tunnel
and take the 599 Airport train (Sound Transit) to Tukwila International Blvd Station; From there take the A bus (Metro Transit) to the park.
3.
Cougar Mountain Zoological Park (Issaquah): Fairly
small as zoos go but also uncrowded and with a good look at the animals. Best
way to get there by bus from downtown: 554 (Sound Transit) to Issaquah Transit
Center. Then unfortunately it’s a long (30 min or so) hike up Newport Drive.
4.
Downtown Marysville (Marysville): Marysville is a
fascinating study of contrasts in that the main road has a small town feel, and
yet there’s a long stretch of shopping opportunities: Best way to get there by
bus from downtown: 510 (Sound Transit) to Everett Station, then 201 or 202
(Community Transit) north to Marysville
5.
Downtown Olympia (Olympia): Visit Washington State’s
capitol, with various local businesses (often left wing) and the Heritage
Fountain. Getting there by bus/train from downtown:590, 593, 594 (Sound Transit
buses) or Sounder (Sound Transit train) to Tacoma Dome Station. From there
transfer to 603, 605 (InterCity Transit).
6.
Glass Bridge (Tacoma): Lots of glass sculptures. Free,
though it leads to the Glass Museum, which costs money. Best way to get there by bus from downtown:
554 (Sound Transit) 590, 593, 594 (Sound Transit buses) or Sounder (Sound
Transit train) to Tacoma Dome Station. From there, take the free TacomaLink train
(Sound Transit) and get off at Union Station
7.
I-90 Sculpture Park (Mercer Island): Like Olympic
Sculpture Park, lots of unique and interesting sculptures at a relaxing park. It’s
right at the Mercer Island Park & Ride, on the south side. Best way to get
there by bus from downtown: 554 (Sound Transit).
8.
Redmond Town Center: Large cute outdoor shopping centre
with a children’s play area. Best way to get there by bus from downtown: 545
(Sound Transit) to SR 202 & 166 Ave NE, then walk 1/3 mile southwest to the
shopping center
9.
Tukwila Southcenter & Tukwila Pond Park (Tukwila):
for a study of contrasts there’s a lovely nature preserve across the street
from a major shopping centre. Best way to get there by bus/train from downtown:
Fastest way is 150 bus (Metro Transit). For a longer but more relaxing ride, enter
the Downtown Transit Tunnel and take the 599 Airport train (Sound Transit) to
Tukwila International Blvd Station; from there, take 140 bus (South Transit).
10. Wild
Waves Theme Park (Federal Way): Water themed park; also some traditional thrill
rides. Best way to get there by bus from downtown: 578 (Sound Transit) to
Federal Way Transit Center, then 402 (Pierce Transit) to the theme park.
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Remembering… The AAU Shuperstar!
Back in the 1970s a unique
superhero appeared on the back covers of numerous DC comics. Nothing is known
about the back story of the AAU Shuperstar, a hero sporting a blue and yellow
disco jumpsuit. He had blond hair, no mask, and yet no known secret identity.
He constantly spoke in shoe puns and attracted like-minded villains such as
Dirty Sneakers, Sinister Sole, and Missile-Toe.
The purpose of the one-page stories were to sell AAU brand shoes, but the
AAU Shuperstar possessed abilities far beyond what the shoes would likely give
their owners. Now most of his abilities to be sure were simply exaggerations on
what shoes can allow (super-speed, super-jumping, super-kicking – he kicked
Dirty Sneakers into outer space, possibly killing him; also the ability to
block miniature missiles with the shoes.
However, he also had the ability to detect when evil was a-foot; no
shoes are going to give their owners even minor mental abilities! As another site pointed out (I can’t recall
which one), the Dirty Sneakers ad is particularly fascinating because AAU
Shuperstar is well groomed, likely having some money, while Dirty Sneakers was
obviously much closer to the poverty with some hippy tendencies, and thus
likely to not be entirely unsympathetic to some readers; this is the villain
that the AAU Shuperstar chooses to apparently kill. They don’t make ads like these anymore!
Friday, March 9, 2012
The Impossible 5 Chapter 9
Chapter 1 can be found here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/01/impossible-five-introduction-and.html
Chapter 2 can be found here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/01/impossible-5-chapter-2.html
Chapter 3 can be found here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/01/impossible-5-chapter-3.html
Chapter 4 can be found here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/01/impossible-5-chapter-4.html
Chapter 2 can be found here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/01/impossible-5-chapter-2.html
Chapter 3 can be found here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/01/impossible-5-chapter-3.html
Chapter 4 can be found here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/01/impossible-5-chapter-4.html
Chapter 5 can be found here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/02/impossible-5-chapter-5.html
Chapter 6 can be found here http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/02/impossible-5-chapter-6.html
Chapter 7 can be found here http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/02/impossible-5-chapter-7.html
Chapter 8 can be found here http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/02/impossible-5-chapter-8.html
The Impossible Five and Token Woman
all looked at each other after Wallbreaker’s revelation, trying to be discrete
about it, being at a library terminal.
“Well, of course, Wallbreaker,”
said O’Canada. “Dead is dead. Always has
been, always will be.”
“Mac…” (since they were wearing
civilian clothes, Wallbreaker used O’Canada’s real first name) “…you’re a good
friend, don’t get me wrong, but like most superheroes, you have a bit of a
blind spot about death. Everyone comes
back in our world, everyone. Think about it.”
Crack Heroine said, “He’s not
talking right. Maybe he’s under some
sort of mind control.”
“No, hear him out,” said Token
Woman. “I’m not sure why, but he normally hides his intelligence, like I used
to. This is the real him. But let’s take this outside so we don’t bug the other
computer uses and so we can let our favourite horse in on this.”
They walked outside and brought
Helltrotter up to speed. Helltrotter was
smoking a cigar that Rita made him put out.
Wallbreaker said, “Just before the
Master Plotter sent us to Earth-X32B, thus starting us on this quest through
different worlds, we were at the funeral for the Blazer. How many times had we
been to his funeral before?”
“Well, okay, a few,” said O’Canada,
“but he was good at cheating death. We kept underestimating his ability to
escape certain death.”
“And how many times did be not cheat
death, but we found a way to revive him anyway.”
O’Canada frowned. “Two. But…”
“And has any of us here never died
and come back?”
“I haven’t!” said the Glowing Man.
“Well, that’s right, you haven’t”
said Wallbreaker. “But the rest of us have died at least once. Heck, we believed Helltrotter here was dead
until we found him in the old west. So
that’s six out of seven. Not counting the Missile, who’s died on this mission
and I assure you will be back, or most of our friends and enemies and even the
occasional bystander. Think about all
the people whose funerals you’ve attended and then returned.”
“I don’t usually get to attend
funerals,” said Helltrotter.
“You’re absolutely right,” said
Wallbreaker, “You’re a horse and you therefore aren’t allowed at a lot of
funerals. It’s unfair. In terms of
returns from the dead, things are if anything overly fair.”
“Oh come on,” said Rita Con. “It’s
just amazing luck. When our number’s up, it’ll be up.”
Token Woman said, “You of all
people should know that’s not true.”
“What?!?”
“You change origins more often than
the Missile changes his underwear. How many times has your origin started to
change during this mission alone? Some
force is playing us like chess pieces. If Wallbreaker thinks that the force
might have less control over our destinies here, we should take that seriously.”
O’Canada said, “You know what? This
is all irrelevant. We’re heroes, and whether it’s true or enough, we’ve always
believed we could die on our missions permanently. So let’s focus on the mission and we can
figure out the rules of death when we get back.”
Wallbreaker silently felt
chagrined. O’Canada’s point was fair. If
you never knew you couldn’t die, why worry about it now?
O’Canada paused and added, “And
Wallbreaker, if you really have been holding back your intelligence, don’t. We need everyone’s best input to complete
this mission. Any thoughts on how to
find this rod?”
Rita said, “It’s probably mystical.
We should try the occult section of this library or, failing that, hit the book
stores, especially the used ones.”
Wallbreaker added, “We should also
check out the comic shops. If we really are comic book characters here, maybe
the latest issue of our adventures will tell us where to proceed?”
The Crack Heroine said, “We should
also lose the horse for now.”
“What?!?” exclaimed
Helltrotter.
“Sorry, dude. The whole thing about use being performers will
only take us so far if you keep yacking. And I’ve been looking around and I
think the only horses are the ones who draw carriages.”
Helltrotter signed. “If this is anything
like our world, there should be a park nearby called Beacon Hill Park. It
should have some of the dull-headed horses. I’ll wait for you there.”
O’Canada said, “Okay, let’s check
for occult books, and then check the phone book for book stores and comic
shops. We best not be giving any more
money to the panhandlers if we’re going to be buying books and comics. Our debit and credit cards won’t be valid
here. And we’d best buy stuff if it’s really useful. Remember, technically
speaking, even though our money’s real, if there’s any subtle differences on
this world, it might be deemed counterfeit.”
They didn’t find anything useful at
the library so they checked the phone book.
Fortunately, a particularly large used book store was very close by to
the library, Russell Books.
They also found that there were
three comic shops all on the same side of the same block. Clearly this world was itself not immune to
odd coincidences.
Token Woman, pointing that out, said,
“If we really are fictional characters, this may be sign that this isn’t the
real world either, if such a thing even exists.”
“Yes, very suspicious,” agreed
Wallbreaker. “If only we had more time,
it would bear investigating.”
But before going to the comic
shops, it was time to go to the book store, which was much closer.
Russell Books proved to be bigger
than they had anticipated. The main area was pretty much a normal store size,
but there was an outside staircase to a separate section. O’Canada, Wallbreaker, and Token Woman
checked out the lower level while Rita Con, the Crack Heroine, and the Glowing
Man visited the upper section.
The former three found someone to
ask about the occult section and it proved to be on that floor. They focussed on books that were illustrated.
No luck. On a whim, Token Woman decided
to check the local section. There had to be a reason that they were in
Victoria. She found a book on local lore
and brought it over to the others. “We
might be in luck. It seems to be built into the structure of the entrance to
Chinatown. That means that no bad guys have it.”
O’Canada looked closer. “Maybe. Maybe not. This book is from 1988. Still it’s worth
investigating.”
Token Woman put the book back and they
went upstairs and grabbed the others. Before heading back down they got
directions to Chinatown from another staff member to Chinatown.
“It’s just past the comic shops,”
said O’Canada. “Probably can’t hurt to visit them on the way.”
Crack Heroine said, “Yo, Glowing
Man, the book store people are starting to look at us strangely. Maybe because your fake face is starting to
melt.”
“Sorry,” said the Glowing Man. “Uh,” he said to the staff and customers
looking their way. “it’s just a skin condition. Nothing to worry about.”
On the way down the stairs he removed
his fake face and replaced it with a new one.
They walked to the comic shops.
They split into groups of two, with Wallbreaker and Token Woman taking the
middle one, Legends, the store that was more centred on non-superhero comics
than the others. Even so, when they
entered, they still found plenty of superhero stuff. It was unlikely that the presence
of the “indie” stuff would hurt their chances of finding what they were looking
for.
They found last month’s issue,
which ended with them leaving the Old West.
The comic was related Teen Plus. Not surprising, given the revelation
that the Glowing Man’s activities there had led to him becoming O’Canada’s
ancestor (O’Canada was paired with Rita Con for that reason. It would be quite
some time before he was comfortable around the Glowing Man again!)
Wallbreaker asked the person at the
cashier if the latest issue was out.
“Sorry. It was supposed to be out
this week but it was delayed. It should be here next Wednesday.”
Token Woman found some back issues
of Previews magazine and found some cover art in one of them for the next
issue, plus a blurb.
“Oh no,” she whispered.
“What’s wrong?” Wallbreaker asked.
She showed him what she’d
found. The cover clearly showed the
entrance to a Chinatown, probably the one here.
The Impossible Five’s evil counterparts were standing over their fallen
forms. According to the Previews blurb, “The
final battle to the Master Plotter’s Cross-Dimensional Plot brings another death!”
Coming up next: the final battle! And
then the following week, an epilogue that changes everything.
If you want to read more adventures
of the surviving heroes, let me know in the next couple weeks. If there’s demand for more material, I’ll be
happy to explore the new status quo afterwards.
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