- Batman [Detective Comics #27) vs. Joker [Batman #1] (comics): the former wants to impose order to make the world safe; the latter wants to impose chaos to make everyone afraid
- Encyclopedia Brown [Encyclopedia Brown, Boy Detective] vs. Bugs Meany [same] (short stories): the former, a young amateur detective, the latter a similary aged bully
- Dorothy Gale [The Wonderful Wizard of Oz] vs. the Nome King [Ozma of Oz] (novels): the former an unassuming young girl who likes to go on adventures; the latter likes to stay at home and turn everyone into trinkets
- The Hulk [Incredible Hulk #1] vs. The Leader [Tales to Astronish#62] (comics): two men altered by gammara rays: the former a scientist turned into a creature of brawn, the latter a janitaor turned into a man of huge intellect?
- Vic Mackey [The Shield season 1 episode] vs. Kavanagh [The Shield season 5 episode 1] (tv): the former a corrupt cop who sometimes does the right thing, the latter a good cop whose pursuit of Vic sometimes cause him to do the wrong thing
- Mister Fantastic (Fantastic Four#1) vs. Doctor Doom (Fantastic Four #4) (comics): both brilliant scientists, the former for the betterment of humanity, the latter for personal conquest
- Number 6 [The Pirisoner: Arrival] vs. Number 2 [The Prisoner: The Chimes of Big Ben] (tv): the forrmer an ex-spy with a strong will who tries not to conform by revealing why he resigned; the latter (one of a number of people going by the name Number 2) willing to go to extreme methods to break Number 6's will to find out why he resigned
- Maxwell Smart [Get Smart episode 1] vs. Siegfried [Get Smart episde 33] (tv): two enemy secret agents (both somewhat bumbliong, somewhat competent) who try to kill eachother but who have a certain affection for one another
- Adam Warlock [Fantastic Four #6 as Him, Marvel Premiere #1 as Warlock] vs. the Magus [Strange Tales #178] (comics): The former an advocate of exercising free will and individual thought, the latter his own future self imposing order
- Remo Williams [Created, the Destroyer] vs. Nuihc [Union Bust] (novels): Two would-be heirs to the title of Master of Sinanju; the former likes to tease about Sinanju but secretly respects the customs, the other makes use of Sinanju culture even as he disgraces it
Monday, September 17, 2012
10 Protagonists and Their Arch-Nemeses
Sunday, September 16, 2012
My September 12, 2012 Saltspring Island Trip
- Arrived at the bus stop downtown; realized too late that I forgot to pack a spare memory card and would have to be frugal
- At Swartz Bay Ferry Terminal, two self-serve booths wouldn't accept my debit card so I had to pay by cash at a a teller, as debit wasn't accepted there
- Took the ferry across to Fulford and then a bus to Ganges
- Shopped around a little including Island Star Video
- Went to a pizza place for lunch; the line was moving fast but they the cashier took the people right in front of me somewhere and disappeared; another cashier showed up maybe ten minutes later
- Bought a 10" pizza there; cheap and not bad, but it was pizza that had been on the heat rack the whole time
- Shopped around a little more
- Walked to a lake and swam a while
- Started walking and running back to the ferry terminal
- Found a garage sale en route and bought a Canadian and an American version of Monopoly
- Camera quit on me; efforts to get it to work again have continued to be unsuccessful throughout the day; unless I get get it repaired may have to fork over $600+ to get another of similar quality (for the camera itself plus, since my camera is not longer being made, batteries for whatever the replacemant camera takes
- Got a ride most of the rest of the way to the ferry terminal; long car line-up though so I think the people who gave me the partial lift had to wait two extra hours for a later ferry
- Bought an over-priced but admittedly quite tasty C-Plus at a convenience store
- Took the ferry to Swartz Bay; just before getting off I saw someone I hadn't seen in a while and wrote down my e-mail on a napkin
- Took a bus home
Saturday, September 15, 2012
You Know a Joke's Not Working When...
Me to floormate: Hey, did you hear about Juan Loengard, the golfer who got shot in the head?
Floormate: No
Me: His opponent wanted a hole in Juan.
Floormate: And then what happened?
At that point I explained that there was no such person outside the joke. Well, you can't win 'em all as the saying goes.
Friday, September 14, 2012
New 52 Sales Trends One Year Later
| This analysis focusses mainly on the period of Jun-Aug-12 in relation to Jul-Sep-11. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The 1st 6 months are covered here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/03/new-52-sales-trends-listed-in-order-of.html | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The next 3 months are covered here: http://saneinsanities.blogspot.com/2012/07/new-52-sales-trends-part-2.html | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| At the one-year mark, people in favour of and opposed to the reboot can find material here to support their positions. Sales are definitely slipping, often significantly, but overall DC probably | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| sees this as a golden year for them. In the short and mid term they're definitely healthier than they have been, though it's too soon to tell to what extent if at all they've damaged themselves | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| in the long term | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Listed in order of #1 sales (same as September 2011 order except for Justice League #1) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| TITLE | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | SALES | RANK | Jun% | NOTES | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Jul-11 | Jul-11 | Aug-11 | Aug-11 | Sep-11 | Sep-11 | Jun-12 | Jun-12 | Jul-12 | Jul-12 | Aug-12 | Aug-12 | Sept | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Justice League | 171,344 | 1 | 46,650 | 43 | 127,090 | 4 | 123,921 | 5 | 120,796 | 4 | 55.41253 | JL #1 came out end of Aug; sales carried over into Sept | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Justice League | 43,545 | 32 | 42,587 | 29 | 46,650 | 43 | 127,090 | 4 | 5 | Row partly repeated to compare with JL of America 59-60 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Batman | 51,385 | 22 | - | - | 188,420 | 1 | 130,265 | 3 | 127,210 | 4 | 125,249 | 3 | 66.4733 | Jul #712 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Action Comics | 40,205 | 41 | 39,923 | 38 | 182,748 | 2 | 80,751 | 13 | 76,232 | 10 | 71,204 | 11 | 38.96294 | Jul-Aug #903-904 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Green Lantern | 86,007 | 5 | - | - | 141,682 | 3 | 80,615 | 14 | 78,708 | 9 | 77,187 | 9 | 54.47904 | Jul #67 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Flash | 129,260 | 4 | 55,681 | 31 | 53,674 | 29 | 51,779 | 30 | 40.05802 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Superman | 36,646 | 45 | - | - | 118,376 | 5 | 59,081 | 29 | 56,066 | 28 | 53,326 | 29 | 45.04798 | Jul #713 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Detective Comics | 39,729 | 37 | 103,392 | 6 | 83,317 | 11 | 79,835 | 8 | 75,998 | 10 | 73.50472 | Jul-Aug #880-881 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Batman: The Dark Knight | 98,389 | 7 | 71,671 | 16 | 68,632 | 12 | 67,084 | 14 | 68.18242 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Batman and Robin | 55,172 | 20 | 52,704 | 18 | 85,242 | 10 | 66,894 | 22 | 65,043 | 15 | 63,993 | 16 | 75.07215 | Jul-Aug #25-26 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Green Lantern: New Guardians | 84,033 | 11 | 44,404 | 42 | 42,929 | 39 | 41,479 | 44 | 49.36037 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Batgirl | 22,619 | 96 | 22,695 | 106 | 81,489 | 12 | 47,050 | 38 | 45,004 | 36 | 43,804 | 38 | 53.75449 | Jul-Aug #23-24 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Wonder Woman | 29,720 | 59 | 29,223 | 60 | 76,214 | 13 | 47,229 | 37 | 45,669 | 33 | 44,584 | 35 | 58.49844 | Jul-Aug #613-614 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Green Lantern Corps | 60,836 | 10 | 53,272 | 16 | 74,769 | 14 | 41,065 | 41 | 42,996 | 38 | 41,778 | 43 | 55.8761 | Jul-Aug #62-63 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Teen Titans | 23,138 | 91 | 27,459 | 68 | 73,765 | 15 | 47,491 | 36 | 45,367 | 34 | 42,817 | 39 | 58.04514 | Jul-Aug #99-100 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Aquaman | 72,272 | 16 | 59,288 | 28 | 57,675 | 27 | 61,210 | 19 | 84.69393 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Batwoman | 72,228 | 17 | 41,014 | 48 | 38,980 | 45 | 38,064 | 51 | 52.69978 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Red Lanterns | 66,546 | 19 | 38,005 | 55 | 36,462 | 53 | 35,070 | 61 | 52.70039 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Justice League Dark | 62,856 | 20 | 33,238 | 68 | 31,792 | 67 | 30,754 | 76 | 48.92771 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nightwing | 62,717 | 21 | 50,585 | 33 | 49,124 | 30 | 47,484 | 32 | 75.71153 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Justice League International | 61,079 | 24 | 31,358 | 76 | 29,802 | 75 | 28,302 | 86 | 46.33671 | CANCELLED | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Green Arrow | 25,568 | 82 | 23,883 | 96 | 55,512 | 28 | 25,769 | 91 | 24,646 | 89 | 23,126 | 109 | 41.65946 | Jul-Aug #14-15 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Swamp Thing | 54,757 | 29 | 37,383 | 57 | 36,257 | 55 | 36,696 | 56 | 67.01609 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Supergirl | 20,001 | 107 | 19,764 | 120 | 54,052 | 31 | 33,309 | 67 | 31,879 | 66 | 30,420 | 77 | 56.27914 | Jul-Aug #66-67 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Catwoman | 53,670 | 33 | 37,158 | 58 | 35,551 | 58 | 34,117 | 65 | 63.5681 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Red Hood and the Outlaws | 50,501 | 39 | 37,044 | 59 | 35,820 | 56 | 34,439 | 64 | 68.19469 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Birds of Prey | 27,102 | 71 | 26,043 | 80 | 50,466 | 40 | 28,457 | 87 | 27,389 | 84 | 26,587 | 95 | 52.68299 | Jul-Aug #14-15 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Savage Hawkman | 50,359 | 41 | 16,417 | 135 | 15,460 | 141 | 14,758 | 161 | 29.30559 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Superboy | 22,102 | 98 | 20,563 | 113 | 50,047 | 42 | 31,358 | 75 | 29,677 | 76 | 27,518 | 90 | 54.98431 | Jul-Aug #9-10 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Stormwatch | 46,397 | 44 | 20,592 | 113 | 19,678 | 112 | 18,531 | 135 | 39.94008 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Fury of Firestorm the Nuclear Men | 46,383 | 45 | 15,789 | 138 | 14,931 | 145 | 14,679 | 162 | 31.64737 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Legion of Super-Heroes | 21,788 | 100 | 21,373 | 111 | 45,362 | 46 | 19,963 | 115 | 19,421 | 113 | 18,907 | 134 | 41.68026 | Jul-Aug #15-16 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Suicide Squad | 44,981 | 47 | 31,576 | 74 | 29,809 | 74 | 28,302 | 85 | 62.9199 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Deathstroke | 42,325 | 54 | 19,722 | 117 | 17,107 | 127 | 16,772 | 144 | 39.6267 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Legion Lost | 41,726 | 56 | 17,581 | 127 | 17,037 | 128 | 16,066 | 149 | 38.50357 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Animal-Man | 41,446 | 57 | 34,992 | 62 | 33,909 | 60 | 34,549 | 62 | 83.35907 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Batwing | 41,382 | 58 | 20,724 | 111 | 20,047 | 108 | 18,279 | 138 | 44.17138 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DC Universe Presents | 41,295 | 60 | 14,310 | 150 | 13,619 | 154 | 15,138 | 156 | 36.65819 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Blue Beetle | 40,003 | 62 | 14,413 | 149 | 13,923 | 152 | 13,393 | 175 | 33.47999 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Captain Atom | 39,699 | 63 | 11,546 | 162 | 11,041 | 167 | 10,445 | 199 | 26.31049 | CANCELLED | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| All Star Western | 10,521 | 169 | 10,369 | 199 | 39,313 | 65 | 25,334 | 92 | 23,572 | 90 | 22,727 | 112 | 57.81039 | Jul-Aug Jonah Hex #69-70 | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Resurrection Man | 37,566 | 71 | 15,481 | 142 | 14,715 | 146 | 13,828 | 170 | 36.80988 | CANCELLED | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Demon Knights | 37,442 | 72 | 19,006 | 122 | 18,201 | 118 | 17,295 | 141 | 46.19144 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Frankenstein Agent of Shade | 37,396 | 73 | 16,377 | 136 | 15,635 | 140 | 14,745 | 162 | 39.42935 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Grifter | 37,100 | 75 | 14,258 | 151 | 13,428 | 156 | 12,400 | 178 | 33.42318 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Voodoo | 36,271 | 76 | 12,928 | 155 | 12,120 | 160 | 11,328 | 187 | 31.23156 | CANCELLED | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I Vampire | 35,715 | 78 | 16,517 | 133 | 15,734 | 139 | 14,788 | 159 | 41.40557 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| COMMENTS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Info derived from The Comic Chronicles; other sites may have different sales figures; rankings listed are for *all* publishers | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| To keep this list managable Annuals, minis, and titles launched in May 2011 are not covered | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Titles that ended in April are covered in passing below but not noted above since no new issues were published since the previous blog post | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Flashpoint had already started in July 2011, hence the absense of the previous Flash series | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The final issue of Justice League of America and first of Justice League came out the same month, hence the double listing above | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Most DC books (particularly Batman related) enjoyed a sales increase with #9 as 6 titles ended and 6 new ones launched; however, sales have gradually gone back down again since | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Animal-Man is the only Title to have not lost over 10,000 sales since the relaunch | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Green Lantern Corps was the first title to sell below it's August 2011 levels, with #4; #3 sold below July 2011; with #6, Legion of Super-Heroes also dipped below July-Aug figures | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Green Arrow dipped below Jul-11 figures with #11 and Aug with #12; Birds of Prey dipped below Aug-11 with #12; it had previously dipped below Jul-Aug with #8 before the #9 boost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Selling at less than 50 % of #1: Action, Flash, Superman, GL: New Guardians, JL Dark, Green Arrow, Hawkman, Stormwatch, Firestorm, Legion titles, Deathstroke, Batwing, DCU Presents, | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Blue Beetle, Demon Knights, Frankenstein, Grifter, I Vampire, all cancelled titles | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Aquaman currently has the least percentage attrition since #1; all the Bat-titles except Batwing tend to have low attrition as well | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Batman is currently DC's highest selling of these titles and Captain Atom the lowest | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| For percentage of Feb sales over Sept sales, August sales for Justice League#1 were included in Sept sales of same; not a perfect solution but as accurate as we're likely to get | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Justice League, Batman are still selling over 100,000 copies | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Justice League, Batman, Detective Comics, and All Star Western (Jonah Hex) are still selling more than double their pre-renumbering figures | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The #7 issues of Blackhawk and Men of War became the first new 52 titles to dip to 4 digits; Mr. Terrific joined them with #8 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Thursday, September 13, 2012
12 More Actors Who Have Played More Than One Comic Book Characters
- Aaron Ashmore: Iceman in X-Men, X2: X-Men United, X3: The Last Stand; Jimmy Olsen on Smallville (note: he played two characters by that name on the show; one is the character from the comics)
- Kevin Conroy: Batman/Burce Wayne on Batman: The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Justice League, etc.; Phantom Stranger on Batman: The Brave and the Bold
- John Glover: Riddler on Batman: The Animated Series; Jason Woodroe in Batman & Robin
- Michael Ironside: Darkseid on Superman: The Animated Series and Justice League; future Batman on Batman: The Animated Series; Sam Lane on Smallville
- John Kassir: Crypt Keeper on Tales from the Crypt show and movies; Atom on Justice League of America pilot
- Michael McKean: 1950s Joker on Batman: The Animated Series; Perry White on Smallville
- Phill Morris: Vandal Savage on Justice League; Martian Manhunter on Smallville; Jonah Hex on Batman: Brave and the Bold
- John Wesley Shipp: The Flash on The Flash; Professor Zoom on Batman: The Brave and the Bold
- J.K. Simmons: J. Jonah Jameson on Spider-Man 1, 2, 3 and on Ultimate Spider-Man; Wade Eiling on Justice League
- David Odgen Steirs: Martian Manhunter on Justice League pilot; Solovar on Justice League
- Adam West: Batman on Batman, Legends of the Super-Heroes, Tarzan and the Super 7, etc.; Thomas Wayne on Batman: The Brave and the Bold
- Efrem Zimbalist Jr: Alfred Pennworth on Batman: The Animates Series, Superman: The Animated Series, etc.; Doctor Octopus on Spider-Man (1990s cartoon); Justin Hammer on Iron Man (1990s cartoon)
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
12 Actors Who Have Played More than One Comic Book Character
- Halle Berry: Storm in X-Men, X2: X-Men United, X3: The Last Stand; Catwoman in Catwoman
- Jim Carrey: The Mask in The Mask; the Riddler in Batman Forever
- Chris Evans: Human Torch in Fantastic 4 and Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Captain America in Captain America: The First Avenger and The Avengers
- Mark Hamill: Trickster on The Flash; Joker on Batman: The Animated Series, etc; Hobgoblin in Spider-Man (animated); Gargoyle on The Incredible Hulk (cartoon)
- Justin Hartley: Aquaman in the Aquaman pilot, Green Arrow on Smallville
- Mickey Rourke: Marv in Sin City, Whiplash in Iron Man 2
- Annette O’Toole: Lana Lang in Superman III, Martha Kent in Smallville
- Ryan Reynolds: Hannibal King in Blade: Trinity: Wade Wilson in X-Men Origins: Wolverine; Green Lantern in Green Lantern
- Michael Rosenbaum;: Lex Luthor on Smallville; Flash on Superman: The Animated Series, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited
- Olan Soule: Batman in most seasons of Super Friends; Martin Stein on Super Friends: The Legendary Super Powers Show and Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians
- Terence Stamp: General Zod in Superman I-II; Jor-El on Smallville; Stick in Elektra
- Frank Welker: Iceman and Flash Thompson on Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends; Mr. Mxyzptlk and other villains on on Super Friends: The Legendary Super Powers Show and Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians; Maleboglia in Spawn (voice only); Ace the Bathound on Batman Beyond and in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
United 93 Retro-Review
United 93, like Flight 93 is a dramatized account of the hijacked plane (on September 11, 2001) that crashed after after passengers, having lerned of the other hijackings, fought back. None of the passengers survived, but an few people not on the plane but involved in this played themselves in the movie.
United 93's strength lies in its focus on the mundane. There is very little music, especially at the beginning, and as the passengers get on the plane, the movie shows them doing the sorts of mundane things that passengers do when they sit down in planes. The dialogue is kept to a minimum in the earliest scenes on the plane; no one tries to say cool stuff that only characters in a Hollywood movie say. In fact, of all fictional movies I've seen, this one comes the closest to feeling like a documentary, despite not being a mock documentary; no shaky cam to be found. Rather the viewer feels that they are the proverbial fly observing actual events as they unfold.
The mundane aspects might seem dull but they are actually effective. The viewer knows that no one is going to survive, so all the mundane happenings actually serve to heighten the tension. The viewer wants to warn them to get off the plane because they are behaving like real people. Actual dialogue from cell phone calls, air traffic control room conversations further creates the feeling that this is real and you are watching people heading to their deaths. You don't get to know a lot about the passengers (unlike Flight 93, their families are not depicted), but that's okay; in real life you rarely learn much about your fellow passengers. Also, in many ways their backgrounds matter very little; it's what they do when presented with a hopeless situation that makes them intersting, not their back story.
They are practically no Hollywood touches., no clichés to undermine the sense of reality; Paul Greengrass has created a near-prefect illusion, an as exact as we're likely going to get account of what happened on that flight and at places that should have been set up to deal with such a crisis. The passengers, while heroic, aren't portryed as martyrs or larger than life people but rather scared people who have figured out they're in a pretty hopless situation and are trying one last ditch attempt stop the highjackers because frankly the alternative is to simply do nothing as the plane hits its target.
Monday, September 10, 2012
You're Choking, I'm Chatting
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Chiun: Great Fictional Characters 1
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Let Go of the Firecracker... Now!
Anyway, he lit one of the firecrackers, held it for a moment, and then let go. Litweraly the moent after he let go the firecracker when off. He suffered no injury but I'm pretty sure even half a second longer would have resulted in injury. So if you have firecrackers, one they're lit, TOSS THEM RIGHT AWAY!!!
Friday, September 7, 2012
Dog: Long Time First See
If there really was a long lost friend and the dog wasn't just eccentric with every human it took a liking to, then I hope that the dog did get reunited for real with them later on. The dog clearly had a big heart and I strongly suspect that there was some human who was deeply missed by the good-hearted dog.
Thursday, September 6, 2012
12 Implications of Seattle’s Ride Free Zone Ending
- Busses less likely to be used by tourists on shorter visits
- Less confusion as to when to pay in the long term
- Initially some confusion as veteran travellers get used to the new system
- People will claim (correctly or not) that they hadn’t heard about the new system and try to get on for free for the first couple months
- Monorail might actually pick up a few new patrons from people who don’t like to walk very far and who used to take the bus most of the way from downtown to Seattle Center
- Fewer riders below the poverty line
- For former Pay as You Exit rides, transfers (real or ORCA) not as good for as long because the clock starts sooner
- No more confusion as to the exact borders of the Ride Free Area
- Potentially more money coming in to the transit system that can be used to develop new routes including light rail
- Likely more congestion due to people opting to drive rather than walk
- Shifts in clientele in businesses as people on their lunch break opt to eat/shop at places in their immediate vicinity
- Some people becoming more fit as they opt to walk short distances instead of taking the bus
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
An Oral Story of Thetis Lake
Many years ago at Thetis Lake (View Royal, Greater Victoria) there were teenage girls (or possibly young women in their 20s) in the water. I was sitting at the end of the peninsula-like outcropping Blissfully unaware of how well sound travelled in the water they got into a conversation about giving their boyfriends… a certain sexual act involving blowing (to hint at the term they used) while their boyfriends were driving. Due to the water’s power to carry sound, I heard every word they said without any effort. This talk went on a little bit and then one said, “We’d better be quiet now. We’re getting close to shore.” I am actually quite proud of the fact that I managed to keep a complete poker face and lot let on that I, and probably others in the area, had heard every word.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
How I Beat a Telephone Solicitor
I was looking at photos I took in Quebec and was at a complicated stage of that. The phone range, thus throwing my concentration off, which would have be okay had it been a friend. However, it was a solicitor, so I decided to get a small bit of payback for disrupting my concentration. Here is more or less how the conversation went. I might have the odd word off but the woman’s second bit below is verbatim:
Phone rings
ME: Hello?
UNKNOWN WOMAN: Good evening sir (can't recall the next bit, then:) How are you this evening?
ME: Not very good. I'm always being hassled by all these telephone solicitors. It's very annoying. [Pause, switching to a much sterner voice] Are you one of them?
UNKNOWN WOMEN: Uh, uh...
ME: Please put me on your do not call list.
I hang up
Well, she did ask me how I was doing. It would have been rude not to tell her. What I’m hoping is that I threw her off long enough that I managed to spare someone else from getting a call who might otherwise have.
Monday, September 3, 2012
Pacific Northwest Trip Summer 2010 Day 12 Friday August 6
This is the twelfth and final of a series of posts dealing my seventh trip to Seattle as an adult and second of two trips that year. I’ve made minor corrections to these reports. Also, I’ve added additional thoughts with the hindsight of two years later or to add further clarification.
Roommates this eve were three people from London, ON. One arrived back around 2 and started snoring before I could get to sleep. Finally did manage some more sleep but then the rest stumbled in around 4 and turned on a very loud fan. Since I was awake anyway, thought I'd send this of before heading out.
And I'm off...to Victoria!
[NOW: The overhead walkway may have been the Bell Street Bridge but I don’t recall for sure.]
I took the earlier of two possible early morning ferries to Bainbridge (had breakfast on the ferry), then took a bus to Poulsbo, where after resting a bit I walked around a bit. As I knew would happen due to scheduling, the next bus on my route arrived after the next bus from the ferry arrived (taking the earlier ferry is merely insurance/a chance to see Poulsbo a bit longer/a means to get started sooner). This next bus went to Port Townsend but to make my connection to Sequim I got off before the town proper. During the bus to Sequim, in which I used a daypass from the previous bus, my favourite camera finally began working again.
[NOW: The ferry was a Washington State Ferries ferry. The bus to Poulsbo was the 90 Kitsap Transit. The next bus, where I got off at Four Corners, was the 7 Jefferson Transit. The bus to Sequim was the 8 Jefferson Transit. In Poulsbo I got off at Poulsbo Transfer Center and walked around Poulsbo Village, but that\s no longer possible because buses now connect instead at North Viking Transit Center. I likely switched to the bus to Sequim at the four Corners area, which now has a Park & Ride]
I started alphabetizing my DVDs in Sequim for a few reasons: useful later, helps make more room in my bags, and something to kill time because I had to much stuff to want to walk around. After the bus from Sequim to Port Angeles I found a place off to the side to finish the alphabetizing. I think it did make my bags feel marginally lighter. I had lunch at Dairy Queen, then took the Victoria Express to Victoria. It used to cost more than the Coho but now it's cheaper. Plus it's faster and in the noon period leaves sooner.
[NOW: The bus to Port Angeles was the 30 Commuter, Clallam Transit. That Dairy Queen is now closed. The Victoria Express ferry has been turned into a tour boat and no longer goes to Victoria.]
I fully expected to be delayed at Customs because of the amount I was declaring but that didn't happen. Definitely have more of a sense now as to how far you can go over your limit if you've been away a while.
When I got home my answering machine had a message from someone who wanted to be buzzed in on the previous Saturday and kept saying "Hello? Hello?" over and over.
But the BC government had the last word. I opened up an envelope from them and found a cheque for zero dollars and zero cents.
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Pacific Northwest Trip Summer 2010 Day 11 Thursday August 5
LAST UPDATED: October 26, 2025
This is the eleventh of a series of posts dealing my seventh trip to Seattle as an adult and second
of two trips that year. I’ve made minor corrections to these reports. Also,
I’ve added additional thoughts with the hindsight of two years later or to add
further clarification.
Unless I have a
serious case of insomnia tomorrow, this will be the last of the morning
editions, though there will be an evening edition tonight and probably a
mid-afternoon finale tomorrow.
[NOW: I actually did end up doing a morning report which will be included in the final part of this trip series.]
Nothing really significant to report from last night. Today should be a
relatively quiet day, the goal being for the day to be transit free, though
that depends on if I opt to go to West Seattle
again. Most likely though after breakfast I'll just walk to Capitol Hill
and back and then wander downtown and vicinity.
First off I forgot to mention, in my room last night someone complained to
someone else about having to get up at *8*! Wonder how they'd feel about my
getting up at 5 tomorrow?
In the morning I walked to Pike Place Market inc. the newsstand, got batteries
at Walgreen's, returned to the hostel, then back downtown.
[NOW: First and Pike News is now closed.]
I visited the general area that I was in at the Convention Center during the Emerald City ComiCon, well, at least the area open to the public. I walked to Freeway Park (water fountains still not turned on), then walked to Capitol Hill. I tried the mystery pop machine, pressing the top mystery button. It was Dr. Pepper, with an Iron Man design. Iron Man looked sad, probably because his face was on a can of Dr. Pepper.
[NOW: The centre was Washington State Convention at the time and is now the Seattle Convention Center. The Mystery Soda Machine has disappeared; its Facebook page indicates it was vandalized.]
There were a couple periods where I had to walk around randomly a bit because
neither camera was working and walking around sometimes help. Broadway News
became online only as of July 31 but I bought some DVDs at Broadway Market Video
after a visit to Rite Aid. The radio had a man singing about how he loved some
woman, which was ironic thing to be playing in the gay district. I then visited
Gruv. I passed the Jimi Hendrix state en route to the new location of Everyday
Music, which was right beside the new location of Elliott Bay Book Company.
Everyday Music still has a decent selection of things though I didn't buy
anything. Elliot Bay is very spacious, but I miss the
used section that the old heritage site had.
[NOW: Broadway Market Video moved nearby to Broadway and dropped the “Market”
from the name before closing. Everyday Music moved yet again, across the street from
the above location, being closing, though the downtown Portland branch remains.]
I walked to the Capitol Hill version of Twice Sold Tales (found 2 of the 3
cats) and bought some comics and DVDs at Half Price Books. I walked back downtown, visiting Barnes & Noble, passed the fountain
across from Borders (also still not on any time I visited), then visited Zanadu
Comics, Swerve, and Pike Place Market (Lionheart Books, Holy Cow Records). I
walked to Macy’s and took some pics from the 6th story Skybridge connecting the
store to the parking lot across the street
[NOW: The First Hill Half Price Books, Pacific Place's Barnes & Noble, Swerve, and Macy's have closed. Borders is now defunct.]
I walked to the sports motif McDonald's Across from Seattle Center, walked
to the International Fountain, and, surprise!, more or less switched off as of
1:30. I relaxed there for a couple hours. n The only reason I walked away at
all during the first couple of hours is my favourite camera called it quits (it
may still turn on tomorrow but hasn't since worked) and my main backup camera
was giving me trouble, so I twice walked to the air conditioned Center House to
get the camera to turn on. During this time and later times I actually cooled
off in the fountain (I dressed in a t-shirt for this eventuality). A lot of
people wore swim suits one but I'm pretty sure one lady used her bra has
makeshift swimsuit top. Sometimes the camera would only take pics after long
pauses and sometimes there would be a blue tint in the upper right corner.
Usually the two went hand in hand, but there was a period where I had the tint
but it was taking pics reasonably punctually.
[NOW: That McDonald's eliminated the sports balls during a renovation before closing. Center House is now the Seattle Armory. Both cameras called it a day in August 2010.]
I walked to Silver Platters and when I left the tint problem was gone. I spent
more time at the fountain, grabbed a dinner from Orange Julius, then still more
time relaxing at the fountain. I finally left the fountain a little after 6,
feeling a bit sad that it will be a long time possibly before I get to see my
favourite place again. I visited, in the Queen Anne area, Abraxus Books, Easy
Street Records, Mercer St Books, and Underdawg Records (this time no dogs
present), then walked to Olympic Sculpture Park, taking a pic of a sculpture
I'd overlooked a few days earlier, the tire with blue hair.
[NOW: That Silver Platters has moved to 1st Ave S. Orange Julius has been evicted from
the Seattle Center Armory. Abraxus Books, Queen Anne's Easy Street Records, and Underdawg Records are also now
gone. The above sculpture is actually Typewriter Eraser: Scale X.]
The controversial man boy statue was the reverse of last visit: the man was
visible, but the boy was not due to fountain water. The ampersand is still
missing sadly. Hope it's being repaired and not stolen. I then returned early
because I have to get up earlier tomorrow and also want some last minute pics
of the hostel, plus, sigh, I guess I better find out how much I have to declare
tomorrow.
[NOW: The man boy statue is Father & Son. The sculpture with the
ampersand (which is back) is Lock & Loss.]
Just tried the nicer old camera one more time. Still has the zoom error.
[NOW: Again, both cameras called it a day in August 2010.]